$ize Doesn't Matter — At Least When It Comes to Income
Size does matter, and smaller is more profitable, at least with men's incomes.
A cheeky survey by the online site OnBuy.com "commissioned 997 men to answer questions about work, salary, and penis size, to see if there is a correlation between size and salary," reports the British tabloid The Sun>.
What they discovered, the New York Post writes, is that "the biggest earners tend to have the smallest willies."
Those men with 3-inch penises (which borders on a micropenis) "made an annual income of about $76,780 on average. Not only that, but males with 4-inch penises were far more likely to get promoted, per the survey."
But, the Post adds, "men with units measuring 7 and 8 inches earned an average of about $35,700 and $50,300 per year."
The field with larger-sized men is the arts, the OnBuy survey concluded, are the arts, which "had the highest number of 8-inch penises, while bankers boasted the most micropenises on average."
"They had the highest proportion of eight-inch penises (five per cent) and the second highest proportion of six and seven-inch penises," adds the Sun.
"Coming in second overall for penis size were manual laborers, who sported the highest proportion of 6- and 7-inch penises. Meanwhile, medical professionals rounded out the middle with the greatest percentage of average-size schlongs."
As for average penis size, in the UK a 2017 survey by the London clinic International Andrology asked 1,000 blokes and 1,000 women about penis sizes, sexual satisfaction and porn, reported the Sun in a separate report.
"They found the average penis length in the UK is 6.36 inches."
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